(stuff that makes you want to read more, made to be unbelievably hilarious)
(word that lets the reader know you're actually going to start the story now) one day, (something to make the narrator alone in this situation), so I was (going somewhere that could result in creepiness) because I (excuse). I had heard rumors that something called the (name of trollpasta) was roaming around those (the before-mentioned somewhere), but (a variation of "I used to be a skeptic"). (talking to self about how stupid they are to get themselves into this situation)
(insert creepy occurences here)
(insert chase scene here)
(insert hint of upcoming dumb way to die here)
(insert trauma here) (insert dumb way to die here)